I am done, completely sick and tired of reality tv. I don't care if people can dance, or sing, or throw stuff at other people. I don't want to watch people lose weight whilst forced to stand on a stage in front of all of America in less than I wear to the gym. I don't want to watch rich people be mean to each other. I don't want to watch people with no talent be ridiculed on national television. I don't want to watch people try to deal with their eight million kids, I don't want to watch a nanny try to wrangle other people's misbehaving kids, I don't want to see people trying to have kids, or having kids, or, ew. I don't want to see wives from completely different families swapped. There's a reason they're with who they're with. I don't want to see girls going crazy, losing control of their faculties completely, because they are getting married. This makes me worry for the future of America.
I also don't want to see any more idiots do stupid stuff like pretend to send their kid aloft in an air balloon shaped like a flying saucer or crash White House state dinners because they think it will give them a shot at getting on a reality tv show. I don't want to see my former governor on a desert island. I don't want to see anyone on tv on a desert island, unless I'm watching Castaway.
I know I'm ranting, and that people will most likely disagree with me, but I am over reality tv. I was never hugely into it but these state department dinner crashers are the last straw. Enough. I want tv that is scripted, with actors, who have hair and makeup artists, and an agent, and talent. I want entertainment to be entertaining again.