1. UIC? That's cool. That's on the blue line, right? Oh U of C. Huh.
2. Where is Hyde Park? Is that south of Chinatown? (note from the editor: yes, very far south)
3. So do you take the Green line to get there? (note from the editor: not unless you want to get shot when you get off at 63rd & Cottage Grove)
4. So do you take the Red line to get there? (note from the editor: not unless you want to walk 15 blocks through the ghetto from Dan Ryan)
5. So are the undergrads as weird as everyone says they are? (note from the editor: yes, everyone is as weird as everyone says they are, and weirder.)
