Things are good. What has been going on? Well, you know, things.
1) I am completely phoning it in at work today
2) I totally love my English class that I am taking purely for fun/because I love English. The other people in the class do not understand this, cannot grasp the concept. "Wait, you don't need this to graduate? Because that's why I'm taking it." Uh, no, I have actually already graduated. I just love books. Weird, huh?
3) My sister flunked out of college. Hey, way to waste thousands of dollars that don't even belong to you! Our parents are so proud!
4) I have discovered someecards.com. They are awesome. Go there now and look at all the snarky cards.