She GETS It

Message via Gmail chat:

me: see you later, after work
me: party on Wayne
Amy: party on Garth

Oh yes, we are children of the 80's.

O, Grammar!

Yesterday afternoon while driving down down Burnet Rd I saw a professionally made sign in front of a mom and pop hunting goods store that said, "Father's Love Knifes!"
My first thought: "Whose father?"
My second thought: "What's a Love Knife?"