Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Re-directed Rage
I like to watch Food Network, but mainly only Rachel Ray shows. Yeah I know a lot of people hate her, and I can understand that as well, but no one seems to talk about the Food Network chef who really is hate-worthy: Giada De Laurentiis. She drives me nuts. I hate that she has the biggest smile known to man. Most normal adults have 32 teeth; that woman has at least 75. I hate that she always always ALWAYS has to wear tight, low-cut shirts. Yeah, you have boobs, we get it. Cook already. I hate the soft soap-opera lights they use to light her kitchen on the show. No one's kitchen really looks like that; we all have regular 50-watt halogen light bulbs. I know her show is called Everyday Italian and that guess what, she's Italian but you know what Giada? WE GET IT. You're Italian. You don't need to remind us of this 23 times each show. I hate the way she talks. Its like she has a permanent sinus infection that is clogging up her nose and also causing her to whisper for the majority of the time. With the plethora of Rachel Ray bashers, why is it that I'm the only person who seems to realize that the most annoying person on the Food Network is in fact Giada De Laurentiis?
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